a timespan-accurate film for les mis that lasts for 36 years , 2 hours of which is cosette crying while marius bangs his head into a tree
remember when cosette said she was leaving to england and marius was like “what. what the. no. no you’re not.” and cosette was like “well!!! just come with us” and marius just “what is wrong with you. what are you talking about. i’ve been wearing the same pair of pants every day for two months. do you really expect me to be able to go to england.” and then he slammed his head against a tree and stood that way for two hours while cosette cried
that… was not in the movie?
no but it should have been
you are now the legal guardian of the last fictional character you called your baby. How screwed are you