Reading
Fellowship of the Ring - JRR Tolkien

Watching
Disney Movies

Current Meme
Harry Potter
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kittykatfromhell:

THIS IS SO CUTE

flatbear:

Ain’t no thing like me!

My lady is so pretty, y’all…

thedaysoffuturepast:

favourite photoshoots

holland roden for maxim 

okagami:

notcuddles:

fennekincrossing:

givemeinternet:

SEA IS FOR COOKIE!

please leave

what perfection this is

If it’s good enough for him then it’s good enough for me

A WINNER.

FLATBEAR HAS DECLARED YOU A WINNER.

OULFIS, YOU MAY CLAIM YOUR TRASHFIC
flatbear asked: First name: Dumpster Queen Nickname: Trash Baby Gender: Questionable Sexual Orientation: Metal Arms Relationship status: Questionable at best Likes: Old orange peels, crying men, smudged eyeliner, feels, everything burritos Dislikes: Happy endings, feels resolution, onions, being a well adjusted adult Random fact: you have the cutest heart-shaped butt in all the realm. Also Seb Stan's tears cure all known diseases.

TEN POINTS FOR YOOOOUUUUUUU

but since you’re my wife you do not get the reward of trashfic you fucking dumpster hobo

flatbear asked: Nightcrawler or Bucky Barnes. xoxo Satan

*HOWLS AT THE MOON*

*rolls in trash*

.............Bucky...............

after eating too much Mexican food

Nicki: Chub-o-bots, roll out!
Nicki: *Transformer noises* bluuuuuurrrrggggggg
Nicki: Robots in disgust
Nicki: More than meets the WHYYYYYYYYYYY???
Anonymous asked: I'm just gunna assume that you and flatbear are the cutest

She’s pretty awful, but I’m cute enough for, like, five people so it evens out. ;)

Send me an assumption!

ETA: y’all she just made this face at me and it was so adorable I had to post it

flatbear asked: I assume you have the booty.

I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Send me an assumption!