we are having a crisis in our home and relationship
said crisis being
neither of us can stop watching/reading/obsessing over Tintin
so me and Nicki are breaking up
because she was not sufficiently impressed by The Usual Suspects
and now I can’t even look at her
You really did a great job picking out a gorgeous ring to go with your gorgeous wife!! :)
Aw thank you! I’d never be able to find a ring that matches how perfect she is to me, but I figured I could get one that showed her how I see her soul :)
Wow that was uncharacteristically sappy for me.
(no but seriously it’s the best ring in the world)
The story of how I am now single.
Damn, I love Miss PIggy.
You should cosplay her.
Yeah. You're curvy just like her, you could rock a curly blonde wig. get the pink dress and the gloves and you'd be good to go.
You wouldn't even need to wear a fake pig nose.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN THAT IS *NOT* WHAT I MEANT I AM SO SORRY OH GOD I JUST MEANT YOU WOULD LOOK ENOUGH LIKE HER NO WAIT LET ME TAKE THAT BACK I DON'T MEAN YOU LOOK LIKE A PIG OH NO I FUCKED UP.
*runs in the house* OH GOD I FUCKED UP
Knitting Inspiration: hoods. Like, fairy tale hoods. I read somewhere that “capes are in” this year and, while I don’t give a flying fuck about that sort of thing, it does mean that suddenly all these fetching hooded capelet/shawl things are sprouting like mushrooms. (Get it? Mushrooms? Fairy rings….fairy tales? You’re right, that was a bit of a stretch.)
I’m particularly drawn to ones that are heavily textured or almost insubstantial. There was a thing with hooded scarves a few years back that I never really committed to; having seen these more voluminous alternatives, I suddenly understand why I waited. Unlike hoodies, which are ubiquitously casual to the point where I refuse to wear them, and hooded scarves, which make me think of kids who can’t be trusted to not lose individual cold weather items and are thus given a combination mittens/hood/scarf thing, these are poised somewhere between little kid make-believe and massive sophistication. I also suspect that they won’t cause hat hair, although I might have to line them to prevent unfortunate bobby pin accidents.
Sources are, as always, in the captions.
The 7th one tho.
OH HOW I COVET THE FIRST RED ONE ooh that reminds me I need to take pics of the FUCKING GORGEOUS COWL Maratini sent me…
AWWW YEAH HOODED CAPES! (and Nicki, you do know that at this point all you need to do is ask for any knitted things you want, yeah? I am pretty much your knit slave)
I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT, BECAUSE SHE DEFINITELY NEEDS TO GET ME THAT BLUE LACE ONE, BUT PERHAPS IN DARK GREEN, OR PURPLE.
Best piece of con swag this year! The hat… not the cat…
Got my lady a Slytherin beanie to match my Hufflepuff one. <3
Miss #flatbear having a Voodoo at French Broad Chocolate Lounge!
Nicki uses fizzy Alka Seltzer for the first time
How do I know when it's done fizzing??
......it stops fizzing
1,1,1,ONE!! The suspense is killing me!
the hovertext on that comic is particularly appropriate