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A WINNER.

FLATBEAR HAS DECLARED YOU A WINNER.

OULFIS, YOU MAY CLAIM YOUR TRASHFIC
flatbear asked: First name: Dumpster Queen Nickname: Trash Baby Gender: Questionable Sexual Orientation: Metal Arms Relationship status: Questionable at best Likes: Old orange peels, crying men, smudged eyeliner, feels, everything burritos Dislikes: Happy endings, feels resolution, onions, being a well adjusted adult Random fact: you have the cutest heart-shaped butt in all the realm. Also Seb Stan's tears cure all known diseases.

TEN POINTS FOR YOOOOUUUUUUU

but since you’re my wife you do not get the reward of trashfic you fucking dumpster hobo

flatbear asked: Nightcrawler or Bucky Barnes. xoxo Satan

*HOWLS AT THE MOON*

*rolls in trash*

.............Bucky...............

after eating too much Mexican food

Nicki: Chub-o-bots, roll out!
Nicki: *Transformer noises* bluuuuuurrrrggggggg
Nicki: Robots in disgust
Nicki: More than meets the WHYYYYYYYYYYY???
Anonymous asked: I'm just gunna assume that you and flatbear are the cutest

She’s pretty awful, but I’m cute enough for, like, five people so it evens out. ;)

Send me an assumption!

ETA: y’all she just made this face at me and it was so adorable I had to post it

flatbear asked: I assume you have the booty.

I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Send me an assumption! 

flatbear asked: meeeeehhhhhhhh HULKEYE runs awway

ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART / Clint might regret thathis butt gon’ hurt

flatbear asked: 1 and 4! ONE AND FOOOOUR.

1. Of all of the original characters you have written, do you have a favorite?

  • ATHRIEL. *mic drop* No, okay, does she count tho because she’s an OC but she’s a Tolkien OC and I’m not sure???? But her and Romy, who is……….. Romy. He’s just. A Victorian gangster??? Kinda. But like the poor kind where he just wears whatever he can find and carries these big butcher knives and just fucking. He’s like a blender, he just carves everything up and he ends up waging this huge gang war and one of his friends dies and he regrets everything and becomes a priest but he’s still super hardcore and like. Fucks people up on the side? Idk I love Romy he’s my angel.

4. Which of your stories would you most like to see made into a movie?

  • Oh my god, I don’t know! Porter City, probably. Or Rykani would make a really cool animated film and/or series. But for live action, probably Porter City. I’ve already cast the entire thing ffs so Hollywood might as well just get on that.
flatbear asked: Fuck Marry Kill twofer. 1: Garrus, Mordin, Tali. 2: Kili, Fili, Bofur.

S C R E A M WE ARE SO BREAKING UP

Marry Garrus
Bang Tali
Kill Mordin (SOB)

Marry Bofur
Bang Fili
Kill Kili

I hate you so much

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All round quality film making.

best movie ever

Saw this over the weekend. I particularly love how we never see her again, ever.