Fandom: Lord of the Rings
“Aragorn had braided his pubic hair special for tody, the way he knew Arwen liked it. He finished tying them stih with the golden thread, and pawsed to admire his handiwork for a minnet. The braids hung low over his thies, like clums supporting a sacrid tempel. Knowing his servants were away and Arwen was not yet done prepairing, so he decided to entur into the tempel, curling in his own penis into his vagina.”
