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SMALL BUT MIGHTY

First covers for Matt Fraction's new Fantastic Four and FF!

flatbear:

New covers! New creative teams! New looks!

AND THE NEW FF BOOK IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. AND I HAVE SEEN MY OWN BONES AND SURGICAL TOOLS STICKING OUT OF MY FUCKING BODY.

I hope you know how much I love you, Tumblr. I feel filthy just saving that image to my computer in order to post it here. I need to take a shower with all of my clothes on.

FF! Featuring…

Scott Lang! The most inoffensively boring Ant-man!

She-Hulk! Wondering why the fuck she can’t get a decent book of her own again!

Medusa! Currently smashing her fist into a mirror and screaming I AM ROYALTY GODDAMNIT I AM BETTER THAN THIS.

And introducing…..miss thing. I can’t even apply proper punctuation. miss thing. For those of us that feel like vomiting, here’s the official word!

new character Miss Thing, wearing a suit of armour and described by Fraction as a, “Lohan-esque celebutante blonde’


I TRUSTED YOU. I TRUSTED YOU. GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT, MR FRACTION.


[Insert drawing of Johnny Storm showing up, snapping fingers, and hollering ‘HAY MISS THING’ while She-Hulk and Medusa take turns smashing their heads into the side of the Baxter Building.]


Marvel NOW is rapidly turning into Marvel WHY.

Oh

My

God

First of all, that cover looks like shit.

Second of all, I really want to not say this, but that team looks boring as crap.  I like Jennifer, I like Medusa, I don’t give a fuck about Scott because he’s boring, but seriously.  Seriously.  I just don’t and can’t.

Third of all, WHAT THE FUCK, MISS THING, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THAT FRACTION, JFC WHEN WE SAID WE WANTED MORE GOOD FEMALE CHARACTERS WE MEANT GOOD FEMALE CHARACTERS NOT “LOHAN-ESQUE CELEBUTANT”S WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF JOHNNY’S RANDO GIRLFRIENDS FOUND HIS BEN GRIMM BODY PILLOW AND CUT THE HEAD OFF AND CLIMBED INSIDE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*sigh*

Jen, Medusa….. you deserve better than this, ladies.  I’m sorry.

Hitler was also brainwashed by Thanos!: Ant-man

femmebotshaveemotion:

towritecomicsonherarms:

But he beat his wi-

but he created ult-

but he’s a douc-

ZOMG WE DON’T WANT AN ANT-MAN FILM! HE IS A BAD MAN! HE DO BAD THINGS! BOO!

oh like that time he was really really drunk constantly and nearly killed some people?

oh wait that was someone else

:)

gilesfarnaby:

Hank Pym says hi. And please don’t be mad that he exists. He didn’t mean to be Ant-Man, he just wants to science in peace.

More on Hank Pym, aka Ant-Man, here.

Sorry if y’all wanna unfollow, but it’s gonna be a Hank Pym blog up in this bitch, just to counteract all of the whiny bullshit the poor guy is getting tossed his way lately.

I’ve been neglecting my Pym feels for too long anyway.

jellypen:

http://www.jimshooter.com/2011/03/hank-pym-was-not-wife-beater.html

The real story, seeing as how I’m sure a few of you out there are doing research on ol hank

Whenever the topic of Hank hitting Janet comes up and people get all high and mighty over having a WIFE BEATER in a movie, I feel like I should point out that no one fucking complained when they made a Fantastic Four movie and Reed Richards has slapped Sue on numerous occasions, whereas with Hank and Jan it was the one time and it wasn’t even meant to be.

Hank has just gotten a bad reputation over the years, probably because he’s an unstable guy to begin with. If you want to talk about what a dick he is, talk about Yellowjacket or Ultron.

And let’s please just pretend that Ultimates didn’t even happen because what the fuck were they even thinking JFC >

So I’m obviously stoked for all the new movie news

but who the fuck is playing Ant Man? And which fucking Ant Man is it even!?

flatbear:

Found this lurking in a corner of my laptop. Cupcakes! Made by me! For my girlfriend’s birthday in 2009. I got exactly as laid as you’d expect. Let’s see…

First row: Ex Machina, Ghostbusters, Green Arrow/Black Canary, Red Lantern (photo made it look all orange ><), Venom.

Second row: Star Wars, Nightcrawler, Quicksilver, Punisher, Thundercats, Ant Man.

Third Row: Decepticons, Elongated Man, Deadpool, Powergirl, Iron Man, Captain America, Autobots.

Fourth Row: Rorschach, Green Lantern, B.P.R.D., Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, Flash.

Now I kill myself in an attempt to tag all of these.