I already answered the URL one, but I saved a tattoo idea for you!! :)
I am determined to get a Lemongrab tattoo of him, with a banner underneath that says UNACCEPTABLE and another banner wrapping around him that says WHO DID THE THING or possibly ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON, I haven’t decided yet.
I want lame tattoos.
Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble near the butt
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the mome raths were all “Say what?”