Nicki really wants to go get Mexican food…
Blurred Lines (Reversed - Read Description) -
I was mucking around with Audacity, listening to songs in reverse. For the fun of it, I put on everyone’s favorite song, Blurred Lines. And shockingly, I heard something I had never expected to hear. Robin Thicke was fooling us this whole time. He wasn’t trying to be misogynistic, he wanted us to listen closer to the song and understand that he in fact does believe his lady partner needs to be treated with the utmost respect.
You might find it VERY hard to believe, but I implore you to listen very closely (with headphones if you can, because it can be hard to hear). The message I’m talking about comes in around the 30 second mark.
After the 30sec mark I just kind of stared at my wall for the rest of the song trying to accept what I just heard.
IM FUCKING DONE
*racebends classic character*
UGH NO CANONICALLY WHITE CHARACTERS MUST BE WHITE FOREVER
*genderflips classic character*
GENDER ROLES EXIST FOR A REASON NOPE NOPE NOPE
*creates a lgbt+ headcanon*
GROSS WHAT THE FUCK NO HOMO
*creates original narrative featuring prominent female, POC and/or lgbt+ characters*
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR ISSUES
*tells true story featuring prominent female, POC and/or lgbt+ characters*
STOP PUSHING YOUR POLITICAL AGENDA DOWN OUR THROATS
*points out the overwhelming number of straight white male protagonists and creators, argues in favour of diversity*
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMPLAINING, IF YOU WANT TO SEE THAT SORT OF THING, JUST MAKE IT YOURSELVES, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S HARD OR ANYTHING JFC